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RE-ELECTION MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT - An important message from our President to his supporters...




BEST BARTENDER JOKE EVER! - Funny Stuff


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RonaldReagan - September 1, 2015, 9:22 am
Untrue as this is I'd be lying if I said this didn't make me chuckle. Funny stuff is right. heh


UNLIKE JESSE JACKSON - THE PRESIDENT APPEARS TO BE A CLOSET RACE BAITER




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THE ACTOR: THAT’S NOT WHAT I DO AS COMMANDER IN CHIEF - Yes it is, you’ve been misleading Americans for political purposes your entire life




EVIL CORPORATIONS - Those who believe corporations are evil and pay no taxes- GE paid little to no tax simply because their finance division took a loss on bad loans. Thank you Fannie, Freddie,Chris and Barney!




1 WISE MAN - among thousands of men and women




ECCLESIASTES 10:2 - "The heart of the wise man sways to the right. The heart of the fool sways to the left."




OBAMA IS SO SMART HE IS BEYOND BLAME - (JUST ASK HIM)


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jaxx - September 26, 2012, 11:24 pm
Just can't help myself:?
GrouchoMarxist - September 26, 2012, 8:40 pm
Quit being Buzzkill for the talking points.
jaxx - September 26, 2012, 8:15 pm
NO MOVIE, just a trailer. It is so stupid and inaudable, I have no doubt that this "TRAILER" was just an excuse to kill 4 innocent AMERICANS!!! Youtube; innocence of muslims. I do not condone it either but to kill over this crap is wrong!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:44 pm
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." ~Barack Hussein Obama


LIFETIME DEMOCRAT LEE IACOCCA ENDORSES ROMNEY - He was a great business leader before the nanny st. was a gleem in Obama's eyes He knows what hope and change has done to America


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KALKAM - October 20, 2012, 5:38 pm
Normal democrats like Romney...just like normal republicans do...sane independents prefer him over the failed Obama and the ideology of his base...


THIS ONE WAY TO GET RID OF THE PROBLEM - THE OTHER WAY IS TO VOTE FOR ROMNEY


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KALKAM - October 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
Not only do healthcare professionals not support Obamacare but neither do those on Medicare that NOW realize the cuts in reimbursements are resulting in them being referred to clinics...


CALIFORNIANS SICK OF HIGH GAS PRICES? - FIRE THE cool AMATUER & VOTE FOR ROMNEY Elect a businessman and a leader




UNEMPLOYMENT RATE FALLS TO 7.8% IN SEPTEMBER - WOULD OBAMA COOK THE BOOKS TO GET RE-ELECTED? (THE CHICAGO WAY)




NO RECORD OF INTEL BRIEFINGS FOR OBAMA WEEK BEFORE EMBASSY ATTACKS - THE AMATUER




IT WAS ALL BUSH'S FAULT - Now the fault is Jim Lehrer's (Obama is a Amateur)




TWO PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY LEAD - and work with others (Obama is a one person team buying votes)




AARP AFTER BEING IN BED WITH THE OBAMA ADM. SAYS - DON’T MENTION US AGAIN OMABA! (Trustworthy scum that they are)




YOU LIE SUSAN RICE AND THE OBAMA PUPPET MEDIA - THE REAL MOVIE THAT SPARKED MIDDLE EAST CHAOS




DOESN'T THE LOVE FOR AMERICA - Just jump out at you (Someone probably just recited the George Washington cherry tree story)




REMEMBER WHEN OUR PEOPLE IN SERVICE ARGUED THE VOTING AGE OF 21 - And we gave 18 to them Obama suppresses their right to vote today because it’s not for him


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ihadone - September 14, 2012, 10:47 pm
I posted Sergeant German’s picture because his is the ultimate sacrifice at a young age. It should be a felony offense to suppress military voting. Yet this administration gets away with it. I hold up the highest honor to him. This adm is doing not trying
deerbag2 - September 14, 2012, 9:11 pm
The only place more depressing is NICU
morelia - September 14, 2012, 12:38 am
Don't get me wrong, I agree with the sentiment, democrats have a history of trying to prevent military votes from being counted, but you could have used different images. And if you think I'm overreacting, spend some time on 4-West at BAMC.
morelia - September 14, 2012, 12:35 am
I saw SGT German while doing my clinical rotations at BAMC. The fact that he survived the EVAC from Iraq to Landstuhl was a miracle. The fact that someone is using his image for political reasons is disgraceful.


DICK DURBIN - “Bank of America customers, vote with your feet, get the heck out of that bank"




OCCUPY ASHEVILLE - going bye bye the liberal base didn't want to pay extra taxes for bums to sit around




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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 6:07 pm
Human decency and the illegality of selling organs should stop corporations from selling your organs, there shouldn't need to be regulations for that.. some regulations are necessary (smog and such) but some are unnecessary and hindering.


#1 REASON TO VOTE FOR MITT ROMNEY - Follow Alice through the looking glass and meet Mitt's political mentors.




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crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 11:06 am
I was talking to simplegenius, actually. Aren't you supposed to be ignoring me?
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 10:53 am
are you referring to the jobs bills that were passed by the republican house and never event voted on by the democrat controlled senate?
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:14 am
Agreed. I wonder why the republican Congress wont pass a jobs bill, and why they stomped on the veterans bill?
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 6:08 pm
give a man a handout and he does nothing, teach a man a skill and he produces and has the ability to move up in life.


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crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 11:03 am
@arnnatz: Which car company are you referring to?
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 11:02 am
@simplegenius: If you don't mind, I'll just wait for you to address this point, before WE continue OUR conversation about it.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 11:01 am
Right. So now you've got the FBI, and the DOJ in bed with the MSM, and I'm supposed to be dumb enough to believe your conspiracy theories.
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 10:55 am
Media coverup, just like they are doing with benghazi
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 10:54 am
Or what if the USA loaned money to a car company which is now beginning to build cars in china?
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:20 am
Are you a school district comptroller?
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:19 am
You mean like the way Romney's Bain Capital, intentionally bankrupts American manufacturing companies? You think they should be thrown in jail?
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:18 am
What if Romney outsourced your job to China, and you've got hungry kids to feed? What then, simplegenius?
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:42 pm
you know what you're going to be paid before you take a job, if you don't like the pay/benefits, then don't accept the offer!
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:41 pm
I also believe that if your business is making a profit you can do what you want with it, but if you're cooking books or taking money that isn't yours and paying yourself well then you need to be arrested and charged.
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:40 pm
I believe that teachers know their average salary going in and if they complain then they aren't doing it for the kids and need to use their degree to find a higher paying gig..I believe that school districts mismanage the money they are given.
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 10:54 pm
How do you explain that you still believe the rhetoric about Obama's personal involvement the Solyndra scandal, even after multiple years of no evidence surfacing to prove your claim?
JGalt - November 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
How do you explain the Solyndra scandal? Republicans giving all that cash to Obama donors in the green energy sector? Right!


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crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 3:36 pm
I find that depressing.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 3:33 pm
He can't. It's love.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 3:04 pm
You're supposed to be ignoring me.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 3:04 pm
Ooooo... name calling. How very appropriate.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 3:04 pm
What's next arnnatz? You going to start singing the "I'm a ball and you're glue" song? Whenever you're done playing in the sandbox, feel free to put on some big boy pants.
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 2:44 pm
If you feel that way, why don't you stop acting so childish?
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 2:44 pm
wow, I didn't realize that I had ventured into a series of private messages.
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 2:43 pm
or maybe you are as much of an idiot as crackyhead is
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 1:48 pm
Maybe he is in love with you, mate. He can't quit you.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 1:08 pm
That's what I'm doing. Myself and the rest of the grownups on this website are trying to have conversations. But little children like yourself keep interrupting, when they're supposed to be ignoring.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 1:07 pm
Yes. That's why I continue to remind you that it is ignorant to interrupt other people's conversations, and that until you say otherwise, you're supposed to be ignoring me.
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 12:54 pm
when you post on a public site, you are open to be called out for your ignorance.
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 12:54 pm
and, just in case you forgot, you're supposed to be acting somewhat grownup.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 11:47 am
And just in case you forgot, you're supposed to be ignoring me.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 11:47 am
Also, arnnatz, when I'm talking to JG, I'm not talking to you. When I'm talking to Groucho, I'm not talking to you. When I'm talking to WTFO, I'm not talking to you. When I'm talking to simplegenius, I'm not talking to you, when I'm... etc.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 11:45 am
Except in cases where the articles can be proven through fact checking, and through secondary and tertiary sources. I'd like to point out that Breitbart, redstate and FOX aren't considered reliable either. Except in cases where...
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 11:10 am
the KOS and huffingandpuffingtonpost are not considered reliable
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:29 am
I read plenty of reliable, accurate, fact checked stuff JG. I respect myself too much to have my opinions swayed by conjecture.
GrouchoMarxist - November 2, 2012, 12:48 am
Crank... babab bamster has raised nearly twice as much.... EPIC FAIL
GrouchoMarxist - November 2, 2012, 12:46 am
Still s******ing Hope and Change crank? Have a tissue
JGalt - November 1, 2012, 11:34 pm
I guess you don't read much
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 10:57 pm
On all three of your examples JG, all you have to back your claims is conjecture. Just like 'Kenya', just like 'Birfers', just like etc, etc, etc, etc... Like really, is there a conspiracy theory out there you DON'T believe in?
JGalt - November 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
because we all know that the Obama regime is the most decent (fast and furious, solyndra, benghazi, etc etc etc) transparent and least corrupt admin ever!
JGalt - November 1, 2012, 10:22 pm
once again, the backwards liberal gets it backwards!


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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:31 pm
democrats don't clean up after their inaugurational celebrations or their riotous protests. Why should corporations that actually contribute to society clean up if dems don't?


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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:33 pm
democrats and republicans both believe the president hasn't had any good ideas, cause the democrats could've easily passed bills had they not objected to Obama's ideas.
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 10:49 pm
Oh I see arnnatz, you're still only willing to make the claim, but you're still not willing to ever back one up. Good for you.
arnnatz - November 1, 2012, 10:44 pm
try google cranky. There are volumes on that subject. Don't be so lazy that you have to rely on others to give you the truth. Try a site other than KOS
JGalt - November 1, 2012, 10:25 pm
seriously? too funny. Barry Soetoro has always been "my way or the highway". This year- bypassing congress every step of the way! too funny.
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 10:14 pm
Specifics?
arnnatz - November 1, 2012, 9:35 pm
Really? Obama has such a wonderful track record of working with republicans, doesn't he?


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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:35 pm
the true essence of patriotism is to not bow to another foreign leader, not apologize for America, and to send rescue teams to besieged embassies!


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crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:16 am
So if you're poor, you have to let your condition get 'desperate' before you can get an American doctor to uphold the hippocratic oath? Sorry, but that doesn't sit right with me.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:12 am
How many times has it been amended though?
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:46 pm
federal government was set up for a very limited number of duties.. it wasn't set up to micromanage our daily goings ons.
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:45 pm
there is already charity care for those in desperate need.


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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:21 pm
climb up the class ladder.
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:20 pm
Dems want more people in the lower and middle class so they tax the rich more, therefore creating a dependency they need to maintain power. Repubs believe rich folks who keep their money reinvest in their business creating jobs, empowering employees to


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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:25 pm
Example: If I walk into a Macy's knowing that one escalator goes one way and the other the other way, but I try to use the up one to go down or what not, and I fall and get hurt, how is that Macy's fault and why should I be able to sue them?
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
understandably frivolous lawsuits would abound if their wasn't a protocol for being able to sue a business, some stuff happens and a lot of it is on the consumer's errant side.. the business errant side is subject to liability claims.


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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:30 pm
profits lead to research and new equipment/educational training, government health care leads to breaking even just to manage everyone's symptoms


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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:28 pm
apparently dems believe the government should control the people, empower foreign rulers, and embark on lavish vacations without the people. That is why they love Obama so much.


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Sexual Harassment -


TAGS: trump pennywise ***ual harassment p**** lewd
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inflatedego - August 23, 2017, 8:40 am
I miss those Bimbo eruptions....


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0TC - November 18, 2017, 9:47 pm
*skip* *skip* *skip* *skip*
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 9:44 pm
I bet he lookwd at you too...
0TC - November 18, 2017, 9:31 pm
Your record is skipping, Bubbles
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 9:27 pm
Did he sign your yearbook DA too?
0TC - November 18, 2017, 8:14 pm
Well, "snowflake"...innocent until proven guilty is for criminal convictions,not elections.I believe Leigh Corfman and the other accusers when accepting the "evidence." Their account is too serious to ignore.Moore is unfit for office and should step aside
0TC - November 18, 2017, 8:10 pm
Maybe in the Bizarro Superman universe where lies are evidence and evidence is lies. Nice "evidence" there Supe.
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 8:07 pm
There's more evidence that the women and gloria allred are lying than otherwise
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 8:06 pm
Conservatives wait for evidence. ., touchy feely snowflakes go with emotion... Keep digging
0TC - November 18, 2017, 7:46 pm
Nah, I think Weinstein and Frankin should be thrown in the same lot as O'Reilly and Trump. You guys will only condemn $exual violence if it aligns to YOUR "talking points" and partisan politics.
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 7:40 pm
There you go with the talking points... Glad to see you grow a conscience
0TC - November 18, 2017, 6:31 pm
...so much for the GOP being the party of family values *cough* Roy Moore *cough* *cough* Trump's multiple marriages and his [email protected] [email protected] When you said "old school", I didn't realize you were going as far back the "Adolf Hitler Jugend-Schule".
0TC - November 18, 2017, 6:27 pm
Well...if it talks like a "jacka$s" child [email protected] and bawks like an "ELEPHANTine-sized" one,then chances are we are talking about Roy Moore.Seriously,though...if you cant even do THAT right, and call out that as$hole, then burn your conservative card now.
Aurielius - November 18, 2017, 6:19 pm
I'm fairly old school, if it walks like a duck..well in your case if it walks like a donkey, brays like one and spouts left wing talking points then the odds are good that it's not an elephant.
0TC - November 18, 2017, 6:01 pm
You are blindly defending Roy Moore who it is clear to anyone with a brain cell in their head [email protected] teenagers. Sure you know what the word "conscience" means? :-/
0TC - November 18, 2017, 5:37 pm
...you were the bu.tt of my joke - pun intended. You are not a straw-man, unless the lame "If only I had a brain" joke applies. Will leave that up to you if you really want to go there. Peace out RINO.
0TC - November 18, 2017, 5:34 pm
Dont flatter yourself,RINO.When the self-proclaimed so-called 'real' conservatives are being played by the depraved liberal billionaire in a suit who ran as a Republican because 'opportunism-told-him-so', then "credibility" is an empty word from you...
Aurielius - November 18, 2017, 5:21 pm
Don't bring me in as one of your straw-men. You simply lack credibility as a conservative of any stripe.
0TC - November 18, 2017, 5:21 pm
Evan McMullin. Close enough, Bubbles.
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 4:34 pm
You must be a Ron Paulee
0TC - November 18, 2017, 4:26 pm
The definition of "stupid" is trusting your fake news sources. Trump is not the banner-bearer of conservatism. Not real conservatives anyways. Trump is a depraved liberal playing ignorant angry white racist radicals. Food for thought...
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:59 pm
https://pjmedia.com/trending/list-libs-plan-scream-helplessly-sky-25-cities-wednesday/ For a "conservative" you're awfully stupid
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:56 pm
Enlighten me. What happened two weeks ago, Bubbles?
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:55 pm
OTC.. Did you join your fellow moonbats two weeks ago and go outside and yell at the Sky?
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:52 pm
Who said I'm accusing you of harassment? I just don't like you hitting on me, that's all. Are you being creepy? Yeah. But you haven't crossed a line. I don't care if you are [email protected] Hope that it doesn't break your heart TOO badly that I'm not.
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:49 pm
Again with the come on lines, calling me "cute." Chris Hansen is asking: "Why don't you take a seat over there." He'd show you the transcript but if you can't spell, probably can't read. You ARE a Trump supporter after all :)
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:49 pm
When you lose in the arena of ideas yell harassment... Keep voting for democrats you fraud
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:47 pm
Stop sharing with me your fantasies. :-/ Didn't realize you were Michael Jackson's chimp. No more peanuts for you, Bubbles.
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:47 pm
Correct my spelling... ouch... That all you got deluded anti Trumpet? You're really cute...
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:46 pm
Hmmm...if you weren't so "delusional" maybe you wouldn't have forgotten how to spell. Might want to "delude" your drink there. You don't have to drink grain alcohol straight there.Here,monkey boy,another peanut.Put food into that stomach...you'll get sick
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:43 pm
I bet you touched somebody 40 years ago too...
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:43 pm
Poor deluded OTC...
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:42 pm
Air conditioning? Uh, thanks for sharing? :-/
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:41 pm
Ac
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:34 pm
I think Al Franken, Weiner, Weinstein and Bill should ALL take a hike after the way they mistreated women. Your crystal ball is cloudy too.
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:33 pm
Borrowing Aurielius's crystal ball? So now conservatives reasonably against Trump ARE the 'new' liberals.
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:31 pm
Remember how incensed you libs were over Bill, Ted, Anthony et al... Me either
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:30 pm
It's fun watching you liberals suddenly grow a conscience
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:27 pm
Several women have come forward. Why would you defend a man who is clearly sick over his victims? $exual violent crime isn't a partisan issue. What are you trying to tell us about your self and your OWN morals, Ego?
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:15 pm
And you following lock step with Gloria Allred because you've gone insane hating Trump
0TC - November 18, 2017, 3:13 pm
'Facts' are actually quite boring. It's denial of them that IS quite funny though ... The year book joke, lame in the first place, is already played out. You are just being lame in stereo.
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 3:02 pm
Did Roy Moore sign your year book too? Vetted... That's hilarious
0TC - November 18, 2017, 2:48 pm
I believe the vetted victims who gave independently verified accounts, and the majority of Republican lawmakers who believe them vs. your denial + conspiracy theories + fake news that says otherwise. Excuses much?
inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 2:28 pm
I'm guessing that you believe Gloria allred too


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